The eMotion Portable *everything* Player

         After careful observation, I’ve come to the firm conclusion that traveling with children falls second only to child labor on the miserable scale. I also know this because I remember what a pain I was on planes, trains, and automobiles as a child. My siblings and I would fight to the death in the back seat, throw food at each other, yell, and continually pester my parents with the oh-so-inevitable “how much lonnnnngerrrr?” It’s enough to make a lot of parents want to just stay at home.
        Thanks to the eMotion Portable DVD player, now you can leave the city without too much…emotion. This round, sturdy device with a 3.5” TFT high-res LCD screen is enough to capture the attention of your kids, younger brother, best friend, mother-in-law, and maybe even your husband. The most amazing thing about this portable DVD player, however, is that playing DVD’s is only its first trick of many. Along with opening up to fit CD’s and DVDs, it also contains ports for an SD card and USB storage device. If Grandma’s eyes are too bad to view the weekend’s pictures on the camera, pop your SD card into the player. Insert your jump drive to play TV shows, videos, pictures, or music files (all downloaded legally, of course). The possibilities are endless! The portable player has a powerful anti-shock function for smooth viewing, a rechargeable battery, and a remote control. There’s even a kick out easel stand, so you can prop it up on your tray table or desk. There’s nothing not to love. Next time you’re planning an outing, you may want to order one for each family member to really help yourself out. In terms of the one-per-mile bathroom breaks, we’re sorry to say that you’re on your own. View and order the eMotion Portable Player on The Talk Market.